Translated Labs

YOU SAID:

You! Your dog farted on my hoagie

INTO JAPANESE

お前！お前の犬が俺のホーギーにオナニーしたんだ！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You! Your dog masturbated on my Hoggy!

INTO JAPANESE

お前の犬が俺のホギーをオナニーした！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Your dog masturbated my hoggy!

INTO JAPANESE

あなたの犬は私のホギーをオナニーした！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Your dog masturbated my hoggy!

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