YOU SAID:

Your dad ate cuntpussy so he wouldn't sleep on the couch

INTO JAPANESE

お父さんはクンツプシーを食べたので、ソファで寝ない

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Dad ate Kuntpusy, so I won't sleep on the couch

INTO JAPANESE

お父さんはクンツプシーを食べたので、ソファで寝ない

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Dad ate Kuntpusy, so I won't sleep on the couch