YOU SAID:

And so I then proceeded to make love with a ham and cheese sandwich

INTO JAPANESE

そして、私はハムとチーズサンドイッチで愛を作るために進んだ

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And I proceeded to make love with ham and cheese sandwiches

INTO JAPANESE

そして、私はハムとチーズサンドイッチとの愛を作るために進んだ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

And I proceeded to make love with ham and cheese sandwiches