Translated Labs

YOU SAID:

breathe if you want to date me

INTO JAPANESE

あなたは私とデートしたい場合は呼吸します

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Breathe if you want to date with me

INTO JAPANESE

あなたが私とデートしたい場合は呼吸してください

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Please breathe if you want to date with me

INTO JAPANESE

あなたが私とデートしたい場合は呼吸してください

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Please breathe if you want to date with me

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