YOU SAID:

garland on trees make me want to sneeze my brains out.

INTO JAPANESE

木に花輪を飾ると、くしゃみをしたくなります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

A wreath on a tree makes me want to sneeze.

INTO JAPANESE

木に花輪があるとくしゃみをしたくなります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

A wreath on a tree makes me want to sneeze.