YOU SAID:
Hello, fine chap. You what? Oh dear, my.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは。あなた何?ああ、こんにちは。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello. You what? Oh, hello.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは。あなた何?あ、こんにちは。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello. You what? Hello.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは。あなた何?こんにちは。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello. You what? Hello.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.