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Here comes a pajeet and he wants to defecate, but the issue is he doesn't have a street to designate

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ここに小惑星がやって来て、彼は排便したいのですが、問題は彼が指定する通りがないということです

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An asteroid comes here and he wants to defecate, but the problem is that he has no way to specify

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小惑星がここに来て、彼は排便したいのですが、問題は彼が特定する方法がないということです

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The asteroid comes here and he wants to defecate, but the problem is that he has no way to identify

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小惑星がここに来て、彼は排便したいのですが、問題は彼が識別するための方法がないということです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The asteroid comes here and he wants to defecate, but the problem is that he has no way to identify