YOU SAID:
Hey what's up guys, thighbone here.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、太ももはここにいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, my thigh is here.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私の太ももはここにあります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, my thigh is here.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.