YOU SAID:

holy cow! bro i just totally pooped my pants!

INTO JAPANESE

聖なる牛！僕はちょうど私のズボンを完全に突っ込んだよ！

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Holy cow! I just poked my pants completely!

INTO JAPANESE

聖なる牛！私はちょうど私のズボンを完全に突き刺した！

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Holy cow! I just pierced my pants perfectly!

INTO JAPANESE

聖なる牛！私はちょうど私のズボンを完全に突き刺した！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Holy cow! I just pierced my pants perfectly!