YOU SAID:

I absolutely just pooped in my pants, is there a problem?

INTO JAPANESE

私は絶対に私のズボンの中でうんちをしただけで、問題がありますか?

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I absolutely just pooped in my pants and have a problem?

INTO JAPANESE

私は絶対に私のズボンの中でうんちをして、問題がありますか?

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I absolutely have a problem with pooping in my pants?

INTO JAPANESE

私は絶対に私のズボンのうんちに問題がありますか?

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I absolutely have a problem with the poo in my pants?

INTO JAPANESE

私は絶対に私のズボンのうんちに問題がありますか?

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I absolutely have a problem with the poo in my pants?