YOU SAID:

I am trying so hard not to punch you in the face right now, it's astounding!

INTO JAPANESE

今すぐ顔を殴らないように頑張っているのに、驚いたわ！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm surprised you're trying not to hit me in the face right now!

INTO JAPANESE

今すぐ顔を殴らないようにしてくれて驚いたわ！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm surprised you didn't hit me in the face right now!

INTO JAPANESE

今すぐ顔を殴らなかったなんて驚いたわ！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm surprised you didn't hit me in the face right now!