YOU SAID:
i'd be delighted if the sea were full of cucumber juice
INTO JAPANESE
海がきゅうりジュースでいっぱいだったら嬉しいです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hope the sea is full of cucumber juice
INTO JAPANESE
海がきゅうりジュースでいっぱいだといいのですが
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hope the sea is full of cucumber juice
That didn't even make that much sense in English.