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i get a cat if i can eat five hundred tacos in one sitting then lose all the calories

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一度に500タコスを食べてカロリーをすべて失えば猫を手に入れる

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Eat 500 tacos at once and lose all calories to get a cat

INTO JAPANESE

一度に500タコスを食べてカロリーをすべて失い、猫を飼う

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Eat 500 tacos at once, lose all calories, keep a cat

INTO JAPANESE

一度に500タコスを食べ、カロリーをすべて失い、猫を飼う

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Eat 500 tacos at once, lose all calories, keep a cat