YOU SAID:

I make the world’s nicest poos. Everyone wants to eat my poo.

INTO JAPANESE

私は世界一素敵なうんちをします。みんな私のうんちを食べたがります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have the most amazing poop in the world and everyone wants to eat my poop.

INTO JAPANESE

私は世界で一番素晴らしいうんちをしていて、みんなが私のうんちを食べたがります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have the most amazing poop in the world and everyone wants to eat my poop.