YOU SAID:
I make the world’s nicest poos. Everyone wants to eat my poo.
INTO JAPANESE
私は世界一素敵なうんちをします。みんな私のうんちを食べたがります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have the most amazing poop in the world and everyone wants to eat my poop.
INTO JAPANESE
私は世界で一番素晴らしいうんちをしていて、みんなが私のうんちを食べたがります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have the most amazing poop in the world and everyone wants to eat my poop.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
