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YOU SAID:

I swear to god I am going to off myself haha

INTO JAPANESE

私は神に誓います私は自分自身をオフにするつもりです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I swear to god I'm gonna turn myself off

INTO JAPANESE

私は自分自身をオフにすることを神に誓います

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I swear to god I turn myself off

INTO JAPANESE

私は自分自身をオフにすることを神に誓います

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I swear to god I turn myself off

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