YOU SAID:

I trolled my best friend's boyfriend in my car because I'm a ninja!

INTO JAPANESE

相手は親友の彼氏よ? しかも、話し掛けてるのが その親友

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm on a date with my best friend's boyfriend, and her voice is in my head.

INTO JAPANESE

相手は親友の彼氏よ? しかも、話し掛けてるのが その親友

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm on a date with my best friend's boyfriend, and her voice is in my head.