YOU SAID:

I want to die so badly right now it isn't funny.

INTO JAPANESE

今はひどく死にたいのですが、面白くありません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I want to die terribly now, but it's not fun.

INTO JAPANESE

今はひどく死にたいのですが、面白くありません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I want to die terribly now, but it's not fun.