YOU SAID:
karate chop your cousin with a cocker spaniel
INTO JAPANESE
空手はコッカースパニエルとあなたのいとこをチョップ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Karate chops your cousin with Cocker Spaniel
INTO JAPANESE
空手はコッカースパニエルであなたのいとこを切り刻みます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Karate chops your cousin with Cocker Spaniel
That didn't even make that much sense in English.