YOU SAID:
Knick knack paddy wack give your dog a bone this old man he came rolling home.
INTO JAPANESE
コツコツパディワックあなたの犬に骨を与えてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Give your dog a bone.
INTO JAPANESE
犬に骨を与えます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Give the dog a bone.
INTO JAPANESE
犬に骨を与えます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Give the dog a bone.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.