YOU SAID:
My dearest human beings, can you stop?
INTO JAPANESE
親愛なる皆さん、止めてもらえますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dear people, can you please stop?
INTO JAPANESE
親愛なる皆さん、やめてもらえますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dear friends, could you please stop?
INTO JAPANESE
親愛なる友人たち、やめてもらえませんか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dear friends, could you please stop?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.