YOU SAID:
my name is val. I am hopeless.
INTO JAPANESE
私の名前はヴァル私は絶望的です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My name is Val, and I'm hopeless.
INTO JAPANESE
俺はヴァルだ絶望的だ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm Val. I'm hopeless.
INTO JAPANESE
俺はヴァルだ絶望的だ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm Val. I'm hopeless.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.