YOU SAID:
my pet gerbil is actually santa
INTO JAPANESE
私のペットのスナネズミは実はサンタです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
my pet gerbil is actually santa
INTO JAPANESE
私のペットのスナネズミは実はサンタです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
my pet gerbil is actually santa
That didn't even make that much sense in English.