YOU SAID:
oh my god I think I just saw Obama in my yard and he was stealing my family what do I do now?
INTO JAPANESE
おお神よ私の庭でオバマ氏を見たばかりで彼は家族を盗んでいたんだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh God I just saw Obama in my garden and he was stealing my family
INTO JAPANESE
おお神様私の庭でオバマ氏を見たばかりで、彼は私の家族を盗んでいた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh God I just saw Obama in my garden and he was stealing my family
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
