YOU SAID:
oil me up and call me john
INTO JAPANESE
私に油を注ぎ、ジョンと呼ぶ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I poured oil and call it John
INTO JAPANESE
私は油を注ぎ、それをジョンと呼ぶ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I poured oil and call it John
That didn't even make that much sense in English.