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One does not simply walk into Tilted Towers

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1 つは単に傾斜の塔には歩かない

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One simply would not walk to the leaning tower

INTO JAPANESE

1 つは単に、ピサの斜塔に歩くことだろう

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One would be to simply walk to the leaning tower of Pisa

INTO JAPANESE

1 つはピサの斜塔に単に歩くことでしょう

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One would be to simply walk to the leaning tower of Pisa