YOU SAID:
please do not pound my tom tom I have hemorrhoids
INTO JAPANESE
痔核があるトムトムを叩かないでください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Don't hit Tom Tom with hemorrhoids
INTO JAPANESE
痔核でトムトムを殴らないでください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Don't hit Tom Tom with hemorrhoids
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