YOU SAID:

Pshh, what? There's no way that's true, because if it was you wouldn't be here. But you are.

INTO JAPANESE

Pshh、何？それが本当なら、あなたはここにいないからです。でも、君は。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Pshh, what? If it is true, you are not here. But you.

INTO JAPANESE

Pshh、何？もしそうなら、あなたはここにいません。しかし、あなた。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Pshh, what? If so, you are not here. But you.

INTO JAPANESE

Pshh、何？もしそうなら、あなたはここにいません。しかし、あなた。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Pshh, what? If so, you are not here. But you.