YOU SAID:

the hipster says, "ho hum" but the hockey stick says "your soup tastes short"

INTO JAPANESE

流行に敏感な人は「ほんとうに」と言いますが、ホッケースティックは「あなたのスープは短い味です」と言います

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hipsters say "really", but hockey sticks say "your soup has a short taste"

INTO JAPANESE

流行に敏感な人は「本当に」と言いますが、ホッケースティックは「あなたのスープは味が短い」と言います

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hipsters say "really", but hockey sticks say "your soup has a short taste"