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YOU SAID:

There would have been nothin' left to do For someone less astute He woulda been dead or destitute Without a cent of restitution Started workin', clerkin' for his late mother's landlord Tradin' sugar cane and rum and all the things he can't afford Scammin'

INTO JAPANESE

他に何もすることがなかっただろう、賢くない人間なら、一銭の賠償も受け取れずに、死んでいたか貧困に陥っていただろう、亡き母の家主のもとで事務員として働き始め、サトウキビやラム酒など、買えないあらゆるものを売買し、詐欺を働いていた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There would have been nothing else to do; a less clever man would have died or fallen into poverty without ever receiving a penny of compensation. He began working as a clerk for his late mother's landlord, buying and selling sugar cane, rum, and anything else he could not afford, and practising fraud.

INTO JAPANESE

他にできることは何もなかっただろう。賢くない男なら、一銭の報酬も得られずに死ぬか貧困に陥っていただろう。彼は亡き母の地主のもとで事務員として働き始め、サトウキビやラム酒など、手に入らないものを売買し、詐欺を働いた。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There was nothing else he could have done. A less clever man would have died or fallen into poverty without a penny of reward. He began working as a clerk for his late mother's landlord, selling sugar cane, rum, and other things he could not get, and practising fraud.

INTO JAPANESE

彼にできることは他に何もなかった。賢くない男なら、一銭の報酬もなく死ぬか貧困に陥っていただろう。彼は亡き母の地主のもとで事務員として働き始め、サトウキビやラム酒など、手に入らないものを売り、詐欺を働いた。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There was nothing else he could do. A less clever man would have died or fallen into poverty without a penny of reward. He began working as a clerk for his late mother's landlord, selling sugar cane, rum, and other things he could not get, and practising fraud.

INTO JAPANESE

彼にできることは他に何もなかった。賢くない男なら、一銭の報酬もなく死ぬか貧困に陥っていただろう。彼は亡き母の地主のもとで事務員として働き始め、サトウキビやラム酒など、手に入らないものを売り、詐欺を働いた。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There was nothing else he could do. A less clever man would have died or fallen into poverty without a penny of reward. He began working as a clerk for his late mother's landlord, selling sugar cane, rum, and other things he could not get, and practising fraud.

Equilibrium found!

That didn't even make that much sense in English.

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