YOU SAID:

Thomas Howell Translates a phrase into Japanese and back into English over and over again automatically (and poorly). Good for some chuckles. "Ours is not to reason why. Ours is but to do and die." translates to "Why people. We have to kill you."

INTO JAPANESE

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BACK INTO ENGLISH

{"translatedText":"{\"translatedText\":\"\\u30fb \\u30c8\\u30fc\\u30de\\u30b9 \\u30fb \\u30cf\\u30a6\\u30a8\\u30eb\\u3068\\u5909\\u63db\\u3055\\u308c\\u307e\\u3059\\u30d5\\u30ec\\u30fc\\u30ba\\u3068\\u65e5\\u672c\\u8a9e\\u3068\\u82f1\\u8a9e\\u306b\\u623b\\u3063\\u3066\\u7e70\\ u308a \\u8fd4\\u3057\\u81ea\\u52d5\\u7684\\u306b (\\u60aa\\u3044) \\u3002\\u3044\\u304f\\u3064\\u304b\\u306e\\u7b11\\u3044\\u306b\\u9069\\u3057\\u3066\\"}

INTO JAPANESE

{"translatedText":"{\"translatedText\":\"{\\\"translatedText\\\":\\\"\\\\u30fb \\\\u30c8\\\\u30fc\\\\u30de\\\\u30b9 \\\\u30fb \\\\u30cf\\\\u30a6\\\\u30a8\\\\u30eb\\\\u3068\\\\u5909\\\\u63db\\\\u3055\\\\u308c\\\\u307e\\\\u3059\\\\u30d5\\\\u30ec\\\\u30fc\\\\u30ba\\\\u3068\\\\u65e5\\\\u672c\\\\u8a9e\\\\u3068\\\\u82f1\\\\u8a9e\\\\u306b\\\\u623b\\\\u3063\\\\u3066\\\\u7e70\\\\ u308a \\\\u8fd4\\\\u3057\\\\u81ea\\\\u52d5\\\\u7684\\\\u306b (\\\\u60aa\\\\u3044) \\\\u300"}

BACK INTO ENGLISH

{"translatedText":"{\"translatedText\":\"{\\\" translatedText \\ \": \\\" {\\ \"\\ translatedText\": \\ \"\\\\\\\\u30fb \\\\\\\\u30c8\\\\\\\\u30fc\\\\\\\\u30de\\\\\\\\u30b9 \\\\\\\\u30fb \\\\\\\\u30cf\\\\\\\\u30a6\\\\\\\\u30a8\\\\\\\\u30eb\\\\\\\\u3068\\\\\\\\u5909\\\\\\\\u63db\\\\\\\\u3055\\\\\\\\u308c\\\\\\\\u307e\\\\\\\\ u3059 \\\\\\\\u30d5\\\\\\\\u30ec\\\\\\\\u30fc\\\\\\\\u30b\\\\\\\\u3068\\\\\\\\u65e5\\\\\\\\u672c\\\\\\\\u89e\\\\\\\\u3068\\\\\\\\u82f1\\\\\\\\u89e\\\\\\\\u306b\\\\\\\\u623b\\\\\\\\u306"}

INTO JAPANESE

{"translatedText":"{\"translatedText\":\"{\\\"translatedText\\\":\\\"{\u304b\u304e\"translatedText \\\\ \\\": \u304b\u304e\"{\\\\ \\\u300c\\\\ translatedText\\\u300d: \\\\ \\\"\\\\\\u30fb \\\\\\u30c8\\\\\\u30fc\\\\\\u30de\\\\\\u30b9 \\\\\\u30fb \\\\\\u30cf\\\\\\u30a6\\\\\\u30a8\\\\\\u30eb\\\\\\u3068\\\\\\u5909\\\\\\u63db\\\\\\u3055\\\\\\u308c\\\\\\u307e\\\\\\ u3059 \\\\\\u30d5\\\\\\"}

BACK INTO ENGLISH

{"translatedText":"{\"translatedText\":\"{\\\" translatedText \\ \": \\\" {\\ \"\\ translatedText\": \\ \"{\\u304b\\u304e\\\"translatedText \\\\\\\\ \\\": \\u304b\\u304e\\\" {\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\u300c\\\\\\\\ translatedText \\\\\\u300d: \\\\\\\\ \\ \"\\\\\\\\\\\\u30fb \\\\\\\\\\\\u30c8\\\\\\\\\\\\u30fc\\\\\\\\\\\\u30de\\\\\\\\\\ \\30b9 \\\\\\\\\\\\30fb \\\\\\\\\\\\30cf\\\\\\\\\\\\30a6\\\\\\\\\\\\30a8\\\\\\\\\\\\30eb\\\\\\\\\\\\3068\\\\\\\\\\\\5909\\\\\\\\\\\\63db\\\\\\\\\\\\3055\\\\\\\\\\\\308c\\\\\\\\\\\\"}

INTO JAPANESE

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BACK INTO ENGLISH

{"translatedText":"{\"translatedText\":\"{\\\" translatedText \\ \": \\\" {\\ \"\\ translatedText\": \\ \"{\\u304b\\u304e\\\"translatedText \\\\\\\\ \\\": \\u304b\\u304e\\\" {\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\u300c\\\\\\\\ translatedText \\\\\\u300d: \\\\\\\\ \\ \"{\\\\\\\\u304b\\\\\\\\u304e\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\" translatedText \\\\\\\\\\\\ \\ u304b \\u304e\\u300d: \\\\\\\\u304b\\\\\\\\u304e\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \"{\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\\\\u300c\\\\\\\\\\\\ translatedText \\\\\\\\\\\\u300d: \\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\ \\\" \\\\\\\\\\\\u30"}

INTO JAPANESE

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BACK INTO ENGLISH

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INTO JAPANESE

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BACK INTO ENGLISH

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