YOU SAID:
Thou es not as brained as a boiled biscuit
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはゆでたビスケットほど頭が良くない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
you are not as smart as a boiled biscuit
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはゆでたビスケットほど賢くない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
you're not as smart as a boiled biscuit
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはゆでたビスケットほど賢くない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
you're not as smart as a boiled biscuit
That didn't even make that much sense in English.