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last night i slapped myself in the leg with a slab of ham

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昨夜私はハムのスラブで脚を叩いた

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Last night I struck my leg with a ham slab

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昨夜私はハムの厚板で私の足を叩いた

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Last night I hit my leg with a ham plate

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昨夜私はハムプレートで足を叩いた

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Last night I beat my leg with a ham plate

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昨夜私はハムプレートで足を殴りました

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Last night I beat my leg with a ham plate