YOU SAID:

My friend John killed a Pokémon in new hamster today so we have a body

INTO JAPANESE

私の友人ジョンは今日新しいハムスターでポケモンを殺したので体がある

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have a body because my friend John killed Pokemon with a new hamster today

INTO JAPANESE

今日私の友人ジョンが新しいハムスターでポケモンを殺したので体がある

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have a body today because my friend John killed Pokemon with a new hamster

INTO JAPANESE

私の友人ジョンが新しいハムスターでポケモンを殺したので私は今日体を持っています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have a body today because my friend John killed Pokemon with a new hamster