YOU SAID:

i am such a weird bottle of wine with long purple hair, but thats not my problem

INTO JAPANESE

私は紫の長い髪の変なワインですが、それは私の問題ではありません

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm a weird wine with long purple hair, but that's not my problem

INTO JAPANESE

私は長い紫髪の変なワインですが、それは私の問題ではありません

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm a weird wine with long purple hair, but that's not my problem